Here are a few collected sayings of those irrefutable sources of eternal truth: the little plaques you hang in your kitchen.
 | A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
| A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. |
| I don't do mousework! (With a picture of a kitten.) |
| A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. |
| A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen ... And this kitchen is delirious. |
| Help keep the kitchen clean ... eat out. |
| Self cleaning kitchen. Clean up after yourself. Mom's off duty. |
| Housework done properly can kill you. |
| If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap. |
| This is "my" kitchen. I am the boss! If you don't believe it ... start something! |
| I'm the MOMMY, that's why! |
| My next house will have no kitchen ... Just vending machines. |
| Caution: Cook At Work! |
| No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. |
| Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. |
| There are two choices for dinner--take or leave it. |
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