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Down in Miami, Florida, a group of Senior Citizens were talking about their ailments ...

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup," said one.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my cup," replied another.

"I can't hardly turn my head," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," ... another went on.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "At least we can all still drive ..."