Black Bart

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Back in the days of the old west, "Black" Bart, the notorious bad man, two six-guns in hand, roared into a saloon one day. Standing in the middle of the floor, he shouted,

"All you dirty bums get out of here so I can drink in peace!"

In half a minute the bar was emptied of about 40 men, save only for one elderly fellow, who was calmly eating a bowl of beans.

Bart swaggered over and to the old man.

"Well," said he menacingly.

The old timer looked at the bandit calmly,

"Sure was a lot of 'em, wasn't there?"