The woman answered her front door to find a plumber standing before her, looking much put-upon and disquieted, as tradesmen are frequently wont to do.
"I'm here to fix the broken pipe," he proclaimed.
"I didn't call a plumber."
"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Snyder?"
The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago,"
"How do you like that," muttered the plumber. "They calls you up and tells you it's an emergency and then they move away ..."