Timing Is Everything

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The woman answered her front door to find a plumber standing before her, looking much put-upon and disquieted, as tradesmen are frequently wont to do.

"I'm here to fix the broken pipe," he proclaimed.

"I didn't call a plumber."

"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Snyder?"

The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago,"

"How do you like that," muttered the plumber. "They calls you up and tells you it's an emergency and then they move away ..."