The young man fancied himself an exceedingly sharp dresser and quite compelling as far as the ladies were concerned. One morning he was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograph. How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photo.
Several weeks later the response was received. Heart aflutter, he opened her letter. It read,
"Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a goofy shirt ..."