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The woman was not especially secure in her personal relationships, and so fretted betimes that her husband might someday develop a roving eye. Pondering such possibilities one day, she thoughtfully asked her best friend,

"What would you do if you caught another woman flirting with your husband?"

Her friend thought for half a minute or so. Clearly the idea was new to her.

"Let's see," she began, "I'd break her cane, take her seeing eye dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from ..."