In the 1960's the Nautilus was spending so much time at the pier that the Sub Base started using it as a temporary barracks for sailors being discharged in the coming months.
One morning one of these sailors was being introduced when someone from the back asked how long he was going to be on the boat.
"Just a couple of months." he replied.
To this the chief piped up with a disgusted look on his face,
"All we get on here anymore is short timers and misfits."
A voice came out of the crowd,
"Hey chief which one are you?"