It was 3:00am in Moscow and Igor Abramovich was secretly studying his Bible in his apartment.
The door suddenly opened and the building manager appeared. "Comrade," said he, "Why are you reading that book in Hebrew?"
"Because when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be able to speak the language," replied Igor.
"But," the manager frowned, "what if you go to hell, Comrade?"
"I speak Russian already, "said Abramovich.
--------------- A Final Thought ...
"If the Soviet Union let another political party come into existence, they would still be a one-party state, because everybody would join the other party."
- Ronald Reagan (b. 1911), U.S. Republican politician, president. Remark, 23 June 1983, to Polish Americans in Chicago (published in Speaking My Mind, “The Wit and Wisdom of Ronald Reagan,” 1989)