Some boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first says,
"My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."
The second says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."
The third continues, "Well, my dad scribbles a few words on his laptop computer, calls it a consultant's report, and they give him thousands.
The last boy says, "I got you all beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon ... and it takes eight men to collect the money."