A fellow needing millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to another man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. After a bit, despite his best religious intentions, his neighbor began to grow a little annoying.
The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.
Closing his eyes and praying, the fellow began,
"And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention ... "