The little daughter of a colonel living on an Army post was taken to church for the first time. The preacher was one of the old-fashioned types who believed in illustrating his sermons with vigor.
She stared in awe at the old minister, shut up in a box pulpit, thumbing the Bible and waving his arms wildly. Finally, unable to stand it any longer, she whispered to her father in a frightened voice,
"What'll we do if he gets out?"