There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911.
"You must help me find my parrot!"
The operator patiently replied,
"We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."
But the lady persisted, and then the operator questioned why she didn't wait for the bird to fly back.
"But you don't understand," she begged, "The only thing he says is "Here, kitty, kitty …"