A parrot was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit observed this, and asked,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The parrot answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the parrot, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, with the usual result following..
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.