Morning Sickness

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The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup; her three children squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"Morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbor replied,

"I didn't even know you were expecting."

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just thoroughly sick of mornings ..."