"Doctor, you must help me. I think I am shrinking."
"You'll have to sit down and be a little patient."
"Doc, Doc ... you must help me. I'm becoming invisible."
"I can't see you now."
"Doc, Doc ... you must help me. My daughter has decided to become a plastic surgeon so she can repair Tupperware."
"Doc, Doc ... you must help me. My brother is a plastic surgeon and he gives face lifts to chickens. In fact, he is famous for his 'fryer tucks'!"
"Doc, Doc ... you must help me. My husband thinks he is an
elevator."
"Well, have him come into the office tomorrow." "He can't...he
doesn't stop on this floor."