At a Christmas party, the woman, upon meeting a psychologist, made a pitch for some free professional advice.
"What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy three years of age?" she asked.
"First I'd have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged.
The woman took a deep breath and began with enthusiasm.
"He's very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," said she. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well..."
"Oh, I see," the psychologist interrupted, "He's your child ..."
---------------A Final Thought ...
"Petty laws breed great crimes."
- Ouida (1839–1908), English novelist