The two boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward.
"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.
"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.
"It's simple, Were you sick when you came in here ... or did they make you sick when you got here?"
----------------A Final Thought ...
"The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa ... slightly off balance."
- Charles, Prince Of Wales (b. 1948)