In the little community the local doctor, fresh from medical school in the big city and unaccustomed to country ways, still made house calls. Not too long ago he was asked to visit a local farmer with various chronic complaints. These visits lasted for a few weeks then abruptly stopped.
The puzzled farmer, anxious for his treatments to progress, finally phoned to ask what was the matter. Didn't the doctor like him ?
The doctor replied,
"No, its your ducks at the entrance ... every time I enter the farm, they orally insult me ..."