A certain dentist was much addicted to sport, and occasionally let his other affairs suffer so that he could attend major events. On one such occasion, after completing work on a patient, the dentist came to him begging,
"Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
"Why? Doctor, it wasn't all that bad this time."
"There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the four o'clock game ..."
----------------A Final Thought ...
"Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings."
- George F. Will (b. 1941), U.S. political columnist