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Today we find a very frustrated Pa at the county motor vehicles bureau, as his driving license needs renewing. The office is packed and the line inches along for almost an hour until Pa completes the process and finally receives the coveted document.

he inspects the photo for a moment and comments to the clerk,

"I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk stares closely at his picture, then responds utterly without emotion,

"It's okay, pops. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway ..."