Liar

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My sweetie assures me that the only way to properly enjoy fishing is to work at it diligently--but forget to put the hook on the end of the line.

Pa, on the other hand, although never an enthusiastic sportsman, decided that a bit of relaxation was his due and accordingly borrowed a friend's cabin for a fishing trip. As he was loading his gear for his trip home, a friendly fellow ambled up and asked,

"Any luck today?"

"No," replied Pa. "Today was poor. But yesterday, I caught sixteen fish before lunch, and another dozen in the afternoon. Best fish'in day I've ever had."

"No kidding?" the stranger inquired. "Do you know who I am?"

"No," said Pa. "Ain't sure I'm especially interested."

"I'm the game warden," the stranger replied.

"Oh, well," Pa went on, pulling himself up to his full height. "And I suppose you have no idea who I AM, do you?"

"No, I don't!"

"I, young man, and decidedly the biggest liar in this county."