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Not long ago Ma and Pa were on their way home after services one Sabbath:

"Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair," inquired Ma.

"I didn't even see her," admitted Pa.

"And that dress old lady Davis was wearing," continued Ma, "Really, don't tell me you think that's the proper outfit for a woman of her age and position."

"I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said Pa.

"Hum," snapped Ma, much offended, "A lot of good it does you to go to church ..."