After an especially lengthy, depressing, and decidedly "high church" sermon, the preacher announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of services.
Accordingly, Pa advised Ma that he would be a few minutes and presented himself at the designated location. The minister noticed Pa's arrival and made his was over to speak with him.
"You misunderstood my announcement, Pa," said he. This is a meeting of the board members."
"I know it," replied Pa, "but if there be anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."