You're from the West Coast when ...
|You make over $250,000 and still can't afford to buy your own house.|
|The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.|
|The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.|
|You know how to eat an artichoke.|
|You drive to your neighborhood block party.|
You're from New York when ...
|You say "The City" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.|
|You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.|
|You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.|
|You think Central Park is "nature."|
|You think eye contact is an act of aggression.|
You're from Colorado when ...
|You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.|
|You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home ... and he stops at the day care.|
|The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.|
|Your bridal registry is at a wilderness store.|
-----------------A Final Thought ...
"But then, I'd have to leave 'The City.'"
- Nationally televised statement by a homeless man in New York City, when asked why he remained homeless when he could live with his family in Florida.