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The married couple was discussing what they would do if one of them were to die. The wife asked the husband if he would ever remarry. He replied,

"Oh never!"

She then explained that it wouldn't upset her if he wanted to, because that would mean he'd been happy with her and enjoyed the idea of marriage. So then he said,

"Well, maybe I would remarry, since you put it that way."

The wife continued,

"If you remarried, would you continue to live in this house?"

"Well, of course. It's my home."

"Would you take down my pictures and put up photos of your new wife?"

"Of course. That would only be fair to her."

The wife was getting upset,

"What about my clothes? Would you let her wear my clothes?"

He responded, "Well, if they fit her and she liked them, yeah I would."

Finally,

"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use MY golf clubs?"

"Oh no, honey, never. She's left-handed ..."

----------------A Final Thought ...

"True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen."

- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (161380), French writer, moralist