A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the persons mentioned in the document::
"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times, as well as the good, the house and $2 million.
"To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, the yacht, the business and $1 million.
"And to my brother Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would not remember him in my will ...
You were wrong: Hello Dan!"