A lawyer and a Pope die at the same time and go up to heaven together. After they've been there awhile, the Pope notices that the lawyer gets a little better treatment than he does. So he calls St. Peter over to ask him why.
He says "You know that lawyer I came up with? Well, I'm not complaining, but he seems to be treated a little better than I am. He's got a better house and more servants. I don't understand. I was a Pope and served God all my life; this guy was just a lawyer. What gives?"
St. Peter responded "you have to understand, we get Popes all the time; this is the first lawyer we've ever had."