Four surgeons were relaxing while discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."
The third said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and both ends are interchangeable with no diminished functionality."
--------------- A Final Thought ...
"I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-84), English author, lexicographer.