Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted huge, vicious, and hungry-looking bear.
The first lawyer enters a profound state of panic, starts wringing his hands and sobbing.
The second immediately opens his briefcase, pulls out a pair of sneakers and starts putting them on.
"Are you crazy," exclaims the first, "Don't you know you can't outrun a bear!"
"I don't have to," the other lawyer replies. "I only have to outrun you ..."