Not long ago a fellow is having a drink in a bar ... A lot of drinks ... A very dark bar.
He leans over to the guy next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny joke about Idaho?"
The man replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I was born in Idaho, I'm six feet tall, 210 lb. and I'm a professional tri-athlete and bodybuilder. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" and 220; he's an ex-pro wrestler. Next to him is a guy from Idaho who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and he's a kick boxer professional. Now, do you still want to tell that Idaho joke?"
The fellow pauses and carefully considers the question. He then replies,
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times ..."