A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox, opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later the process was repeated, with the individual again slamming the mail box shut and returning angrily to the house.
As the fellow was getting ready to edge the lawn, out again came the blond neighbor, marching to the mail box, opening it and then slamming it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by these actions the man asked,
"Is something wrong?"
To which the reply, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."