Two quite elderly gentlemen determined to play a round of golf together. Ready to tee off, the first fellow remarks,
"My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?"
The second replies, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit."
The first old man steps up to the tee and hits. He turns to his buddy and says,
"Did you see it?"
"Where did it go?" asks the first.
The second old man thinks for a minute and says,
"I can't remember.