Friendship

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One night, a fellow arrived at his home much later than was permissible and clearly with lipstick on his collar.

"Where did you get that?" demanded his wife. "From my maid?"

"Certainly not," replied the man.

"From the governess?" she snapped.

"No," repeated her husband, who then added indignantly,

"Don't you think I have my own friends ..."