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Douglas Jerrold, famous English playwright, was approached by a fellow seeing financial assistance for a mutual friend. This was not the first occasion and Jerrold's patience was wearing thin.

"How much does he want," inquired Jerrold.

"A four and two naughts will satisfy the debt," came the reply.

"Put me down for one of the naughts," said Jerrold.