"Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. 'Arthur my boy,' he said, 'I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember.'
My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. 'Yes sir?' I said.
And he told me the three things.
I regret that I've forgotten what they were ..."
- Harpo (Arthur) Marx (1893-1964), U.S. comedian, member of the Marx Brothers