Modern Facts

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bulletMarriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for awhile ... it ain't so hot.
 
bulletI read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
 
bulletIf you're playing a card game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is ... it's you.
 
bulletHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
 
bulletI asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
 
bulletHave you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.
 
bulletAccording to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

----------------A Final Thought ...

"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact."

- Edmund Burke (172997), Irish philosopher, statesman