|Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for awhile ...
it ain't so hot. |
|I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
think, "Well, that's not going to happen." |
|If you're playing a card game and you look around the table and can't tell
who the sucker is ... it's you. |
|Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
|I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't
have paid for me. |
|Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to. |
|According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.|
----------------A Final Thought ...
"It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact."
- Edmund Burke (1729–97), Irish philosopher, statesman