This was an anonymous contribution ...
Between her sophomore and junior years at college, my daughter Laurie waited tables at a rather seedy steak house. One evening she waited on a well-dressed young couple.
In a rather condescending tone, the man asked her,
"Have you ever thought of going to college?"
"Actually, I do go to college," Laurie replied.
"Well, I went to Harvard," he said, surveying the restaurant, "and I'd NEVER work in a place like this."
"I go to Vassar," Laurie retorted, "and I'd never eat in a place like this ..."