Today's contribution is anonymous.
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified the police and he was arrested.
Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians.
"What happened to the drummer you had?" he asked.
"I had him arrested," I replied.
We said good-bye and hung up.
A few minutes later my friend called back and asked,
"How badly did he play?"