Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the fellow with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant."
"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
"Just follow my lead."
They walked over and the fellow with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the exclusive establishment.
The doorman said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
"You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog," the man replied.
"A Doberman pinscher?"
"Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
"OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the doorman said,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The man replied,
"A Chihuahua? A Chihuahua? You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"