The Date

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The young man was exceedingly fortunate. Not only was he able to arrange his schedule to attend the special pre-screening of the year's biggest "space" movie, but his date was an exceedingly attractive young woman whose attention was coveted by all. At last the big night came and the couple arrived at the theatre. The man was clear about his priorities for this date, and he was determined to see them carried out:

"Can you see, sweetie?"

"Yes"

"Is your seat comfortable ?"

"Yes"

"Is there a draft on you ?"

"No"

Good ... let's change seats ..."