The Cop

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The cop had stopped a motorist for a traffic violation. Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver loudly protested his innocence and frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down:

"I'll have your job for this!" he shouted.

"Sir, you wouldn't want my job," replied the cop as he calmly wrote out the citation.

"The hours are long, the pay is low, and you meet some of the nastiest people ..."