The Speech

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The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention. In keeping with his practice, an assistant was assigned to prepare a punchy, 20-minute speech. Upon returning from the big event, the CEO was furious.

"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

Baffled, the assistant replied,

"I wrote you a 20-minute speech. I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for ..."