The Bank

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The young woman confronted her father in tears:

"Dad," said she, "You've given me terrible financial advice."

"I did? What did I tell you?"

"You said to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the country," the Dad replied. "There must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds.'"

-----------------A Final Thought ...

"To err is Truman."

- Republican political slogan of the 1950s