Two sisters were talking over breakfast, discussing how men were similar to computers.
The first woman said, "In order to get their attention, you have to push buttons."
The second woman replied, "Yup, and they have a lot of data but are still clueless."
The first woman added, "They are supposed to help you solve problems but, half the time they ARE the problem."
The second woman came up with, "A soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could've had a better model."
Suddenly, the husband of woman #2 entered the kitchen. He apparently had heard the entire conversation.
He said, "And when they're exposed to new information, it's stored and remembered for a long, long time ..."