The man walked into his house one evening to find his wife distraught.
"I've had a terrible day," said she. "Baby cut his first tooth; then he took his first step."
"That's great," replied the husband.
"Then he fell down and cut his lip on his tooth," she continued.
"I'm sorry, that's awful," replied the man.
"I'm not finished," she tried again.
"What happened next?"
"Then," she went on in a shocked voice, "he said his first word!"