This piece comes to me anonymously.
I am very protective of my daughter's baby girl, as every proper grandmother should be. One spring afternoon I dropped by to see my grandchild. My daughter and a friend had taken the little girl for a walk in her stroller and were just coming up the street.
As soon as they reached me, I bent down to admire the baby and, in my fussiest voice, remarked,
"Your little head is cold. You should have a hat on."
My daughter looked knowingly at her friend and said,
"You owe me ten bucks ..."
-----------------A Final Thought ...
"I'll bet your father spent the first years of your live throwing rocks at the stork."
- Groucho (Julius) Marx (1895-1977), US comedian, actor; from the Marx Brothers motion picture, "At the Circus."